Chapter XX

Ask me shit.  
Kirsty - 20.
SEN Teaching Assistant.

Excited to get back to work tomorrow after over 2 weeks off but oh my lord it’s going to kill me

— 1 day ago with 1 note


*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via ykcivill)

— 2 days ago with 610690 notes


Parallel universes explained.

(via lium)

— 2 days ago with 8614 notes

Oops apparently I was so proud of my boobs last night people were getting snapchats of them (and pizza on them too?)


— 2 days ago with 2 notes


I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via shimmersinthesky)

— 3 days ago with 55425 notes

My boobs look fantastic in this bra.
Just so you all know.

— 3 days ago with 1 note

I suck so bad at being chatted up.

This (rather attractive) guy was talking to me last night and we were getting on really well and he mentioned he works at sports direct so OF COURSE I have to start talking about my flat feet and my bad knee and needing insoles.


— 1 week ago with 1 note

when i’m at my Dads I always seem to be too busy to talk to anyone but when i’m at home i’m always too sad to talk to anyone


— 2 weeks ago

I was talking to Mandy about analogies and Dad asked Ella (7 yrs old) if she knows what an analogy is and she said yes and that her best friend is allergic to eggs

— 3 weeks ago