April 2012
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[[MORE]]fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk fucky fuck fuck apparently they now do the interview with the pirt but no one told me that all i got told was the pirt so i haven’t done ANY preperation for the interview yet and its soon and theres like 16 questions that you need to have planned answers for fuck fuckfuckfuck
Apr 30th
pooey pooey pooey pooey pooey the assesment lasts for 3 hours. i am going to dieeee.
Apr 30th
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ListenDario G - Sunchyme
Apr 29th
absolutely pooing myself for tomorrow ahhhhhhh :( :(
Apr 29th
Why have all female costumes got to be whorey? >:(
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Just found this on just eat http://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-alcoholmanchester/menu It an alcohol takeaway apparently. It also delivers condoms, ‘bog roll’, cigarettes and chocolate
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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wheeyy just won a tenner on the lottery too. Today is definitely a good day.
Apr 28th
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got so stressed at the TV when they were asking who was the longest ruling monarch that I started singing the kings and queens song to them and screamed I RULED FOR 64 YEARS YOU KNOW yes life.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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today is a good day. Got an email saying i’d won £20 on a competition. Signed into sky bet, saw I had £15 in there - took out a tenner and put 5 on a horse. Horse won, +45 Withdrew 40 and put 5 on another horse Horse won, +22.50 Withdrew 20 and put 2.50 on another horse Horse won, +80 Lovin’ life 2k12
Apr 28th
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awwwww my dad got a medal in work yesterday but he hasn’t told my step-mum because she knows she’ll make a big deal of it and is embarrassed :’)
Apr 28th
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Was trying to get one when they calmed themselves but it didn’t happen.. anyway they’ve started doing what cats do, whenever i’m getting into doing work they just sit on me or the laptop like lol no
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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good lord just found out about a written essay in the PIRT on Monday, no one warned me about that. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna fail
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
[[MORE]]absolutely shitting myself because my UCAS is more than likely going to be sent off in the next few days and i’ve got to do student finance before I even get any replys from them because the deadlines coming up which means I have to ask my mum all sorts of shit about her income and shit. She still doesn’t know i’ve applied ahh shitty shit shit. Any of you willing to...
Apr 26th
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think i’m turning into a middle-aged woman. I keep asking myself if its bedtime yet. creys.
Apr 26th
Just tried a car insurance quote for me for a 99 Vauxhall Corsa and cheapest I could get was £4000. Try again with Dads address and it’s £2000. Creys creys creys
Apr 26th
I’m constantly surrounded by idiots in Sociology. The entire class were having a argument for a good ten minutes about who was next in line for the throne - Charles, Camilla or William. They then thought that Charles was the Queen’s brother and then changed it to William’s brother. Someone then mentioned Phillip who is now apparently non-existent and then they were discussing...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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laralaralara: delladilly: slattern: i’m not prepared for adulthood what are taxes and how do you “do” them what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture what if you just decided not to “do” your taxes because they sound scary  does the government let you turn them in late for a slightly lesser...
Apr 26th
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swear kids are like meant to have 1500 a day or something?
Apr 25th
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considering writing a letter of complain to my mother. Just calculated my calorie consumption for the day. 569. FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY NINE. either her or childline anyway creys
Apr 25th
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ps i’m supposed to be doing my personal statement AGAIN by tomorrow hence the lots of pointless posts hehe
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
don’t understand why people list things on ebay as BRAND NEW AND UNUSED and they’re wearing it in the photo????
Apr 25th
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even better, ordered £50 worth of clothes from republic the other day and got them this morning but a pair of pants were missing and listed as out of stock - just got an email off them saying that they were all listed as out of stock so they’re refunding me it all muhahaha
Apr 25th
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fuck yes won a brand new lipsy dress off ebay for £2.50 cos’ she only named it dress mwhahahaha
Apr 25th
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CHALKY NOOOOO
Apr 25th
Used up the rest of the ingredients I like to make a soup - spent the best part of an hour to make it and it was awful so I binned it. Woe is me.
Apr 24th
well pissed off. won some shoes on ebay a few days ago and just re-read the description and they’re a pissing size 4. THEY PUT 7 ON THE DROP DOWN THINGY darn my clown feet to hell.
Apr 23rd
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There is currently a year 9 who has quite obviously put a quote on her status which she is taking full credit for and all her friends are like SO DEEP AND MEANINGFUL. She used her semi-colons and apostrophes correctly in it but she can’t string a sentence together normally? You aint foolin’ no one.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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SHE HAS POSTED ANOTHER PICTURE OF HER BUM TO SHOW THE CHANGE IN THE BRUSING WHY WHY WHY
Apr 23rd
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when people you barely know start talking to you as if you’ve known them all their lives..
Apr 23rd
just resorted to eating a banana. just realised probably not the best thing to have ate before bed..
Apr 23rd
oh sweet jesus mums gone on a diet so shes binned anything that isn’t green or leafy and i’m so hungry oh my lord wheres my tea?!?
Apr 23rd
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wonka-bar: you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the sofa and when you wake up you’re still on the sofa
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
oh god oh god oh god, mark was saying that he might withdraw me from the psychology exam and i’ve just gone on moodle and A2 psychology is missing from my courses oh no oh no no no noooo
Apr 22nd
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oh god my sister is currently adding all her life events and shes just tagged my mum in dad on the event “born” sigh.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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My mums friend put a picture on facebook last night with the caption “my butt cheek bruise lol”. I chose to ignore this. She has just ‘popped up’ and said to me “u seen my ass on fb?? lol i tripped and fell down the stairs on me ass” YOU ARE A 47 YEAR OLD MOTHER OF TWO, FACEBOOK DOES NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR BUM.
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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[[MORE]]I am realllly so fucking pissed off right now. I really don’t get how someone who you trust and care about so much can be such an utterly horrible human being just because he didn’t get things his own way - i am absolutely disgusted. I wouldn’t have even cared if it was about me but to bring my little brother into it? That’s just fucking horrible. I don’t give...
Apr 21st