the unfortunate moment when the hairdresser asks to see a recent photo of your hair and the only one sufficient enough is this.
i feel so neglected from the sheer fact that my mother never likes any photos on facebook and everyone elses mums do :(
I cannot wait until the day when I actually see a picture of me holding a drink without me sticking my pinky out.
baconand-eggs: kn0blauch: wahhh facebook keeps crashing chrome for me and by the time it louds back up it forces me to sign into everything again :’( yay i thought it was only me! yay so did I!
just ordered a pizza and Dominos phoned me back to tell me theres no chicken or wedges and it’s over an hour for delivery. What is life?
whywhywhywhywhy has my ucas just been sent back to me again IT’S APRIL FOR FUCK SAKE.
is my profile picture sexy enough now guys?
oh my lord went out on Elaine’s bike earlier and didn’t realise it was stuck in 5th gear until I was halfway up a hill. My poor legs.
The year 2000 will always be like 4 years ago.
Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50
WHY SAY WE’RE STILL GOING TO BE FRIENDS THEN SAY YOU DON’T WANT TO SPEAK/SEE ME EVER AGAIN BECAUSE IT WILL BE AWKWARD ARGHHHH.
Was at Hannah’s party this weekend and just as we were leaving to go to town, me in the drunken mess that I was, fell over right outside her house and managed to injure my left foot which meant I had to crawl home. That was fun. Sunday morning my foot was all swollen and bruised and I still was crawling everywhere so I was going to go hospital but decided to leave it until Monday, that...
Oh lordy I have so much work to do for tomorrow but I have such a headache arghhh