July 2012
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Spent forever making fajitas, came in the living room and put them down to grab the washing in because it started raining.
Dog was at on sofa eating said fajitas
>:(
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
laceribbonsandpirouettes:
businessofmisery-:
these ladies are my idols
Good ideas for if I ever get cheated on :3
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We ran out of coke a couple of hours ago and i’m halfway through my second glass of wine
sudden horrible flashbacks to when me and charlotte swapped bras at chads
oh good lord why
omg
was FaceTiming someone in Australia earlier and he started shouting JOEY JOEY COME HERE so i’m there fully expecting his little brother to walk in, but no.
It was a Wallaby.
This has made my life.
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Day 3 of work:
I quit my job
More like The official “nothing’s going down this summer” group pft
Sent a text to mysterious guy and had spelt interested wrong so I was like I NEED TO LEARN TO SPELL THAT (I always always spell it wrong)
He replied with “It’s spelt.. “you’re fucking beautiful, so that’s all you need to worry about”
I love people.
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Is two days too soon to quit work?
lol.
Watchrubeitalloverme:
remember when connecting to the internet sounded like it was performing an exorcism
omg I want to die
I am HR
I’m literally HR.
Ew
I start work today
Does this mean i’m a real adult yet?
Sigh
She’s got “yolo” tattoo’d on in her mouth.
WHY.
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So, been complaining to a lot of people recently how companies are exploiting apprenticeships as an alternative to employing people because of how much cheaper it is to get an apprentice rather than higher someone for like £3 more per hour.
Anywayyyy, theory has been confirmed. Warrington are advertising for Apprentice Bus Drivers.
sigh.
[[MORE]]and my mum is drunk, how fabulous
Omgomgomg just seen Batman
omg
