Being bullied into the world of online dating by my work friends 😭 I’m gonna get murdered 😭
It’s his first time having to wear a cone
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
Sex is like a scab.
It doesn’t bother you until you start picking at it and once you’ve started picking you need more and more and you just can’t stop.
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age
- get married (with parental permission)
- start a family
- join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
- move out
things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age
- buy a pair of scissors
are you serious