Chapter XX

Sep 01

Being bullied into the world of online dating by my work friends 😭 I’m gonna get murdered 😭

Aug 31

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cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

(via ruddeford)

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sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

(via loveandatypicaldepression)

Aug 30

Sex is like a scab.

It doesn’t bother you until you start picking at it and once you’ve started picking you need more and more and you just can’t stop.

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

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moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

are you serious

(via youknowyourebritishwhen)

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