one time when i was in 4th grade i had 14 girlfriends at one time and if you don’t think that is pimping please get out
ok but how many girlfriends do you have now?
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
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this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen
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