I suck so bad at being chatted up.
This (rather attractive) guy was talking to me last night and we were getting on really well and he mentioned he works at sports direct so OF COURSE I have to start talking about my flat feet and my bad knee and needing insoles.
YOU GO KIRSTY.
Yup, it really happened.
(Source: captianrum, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
when i’m at my Dads I always seem to be too busy to talk to anyone but when i’m at home i’m always too sad to talk to anyone
I was talking to Mandy about analogies and Dad asked Ella (7 yrs old) if she knows what an analogy is and she said yes and that her best friend is allergic to eggs
Help I’m drunk and my step mum is making fun of me
I asked Dad if he could take me to the dentist because I’ve got bad toothache and my face was swollen earlier and now him and my step-mum are arguing about me lol
Aka, carry on the conversation where my girlfriend can’t catch me out
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85